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John goes to his doctor and asks for a double dose of Viagra. The doctor says, "I can't give you a double dose". "Because it's not safe", replies the doctor. "But I need it really bad", says John. "Why?" Asks the doctor. "Because", says John, "My girlfriend is coming to see me on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose." On hearing this, the doctor agrees but says, "OK, I'll give it to you, but you must see me on Monday so I can check whether you've suffered any side effects." On Monday, John drags himself in. His arm is in a sling. The doctor asks, "What happened to you?" John replies, "No one showed up."
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